neutral

(Adj.) Someone you talk to who associates with or has any involvement with the person you do not get along with.

Papa johns: “ayy my nigga why you eating domino’s in my store” ?

Employee: “ whats the issue john they just released a new stuffed crust I wanted to get one because it looked good”.

Papa johns : “fuck out my store nigga , i ain't lettin that shit slide ion fuck wt neutral niggas”

by R.kelly gold August 28, 2021

Phantom neutral

Shifting a driver’s transmission into neutral from a passenger seat, without their knowledge.

Vrooooom!

“Wtf?”

“Phantom neutral!”

“lol you asshole!”

by Idriveaturbomiata March 19, 2023

Neutrally buoyant

When you do a shit and it don’t sink or float it just stays in a suspended state central to the water level.

Hey Ash, I just took a dump. It was neutrally buoyant.

That’s great work Dale

by A different sort of thinker January 16, 2023

Bender neutral

A heterosexual person who has no interest whatever in LGBT matters

I am entirely bender neutral when it comes to matters of LGBT concern.

by Monoculi February 13, 2023

gender neutral offspring

a fucking piece of idiot shit mc crapping butt

john you are a gender neutral offspring

by 123ilikecheesetigers October 22, 2023

Neutral Pelvis

When you align your pelvis so that it is neither anteriorly or posteriorly tilted, or shifted laterally. Important in dance contexts and in your everyday lives. Align your pelvis for gosh sakes. Good for low back health.

If my pelvis was a bowl full of hot chocolate, I would keep a neutral pelvis so as not to spill the hot chocolate.

by Margotf April 5, 2023

Net Neutrality

I'm sorry but you'll have to pay for—

Bob: Ugh, Net Neutrality won't let me watch my hentai without paying.

by yOdAdAbEscared November 11, 2018