Mateo

A cute guy who loves to be touched by others, too underrated. should be known more. He looks at his two hubbies. loves to massage in different parts of body. His dick might be as large as a regular drumstick

is that Mateo?

by iousjguoiesrhouwh October 31, 2022

Mateo

A soccer player who is happy and homeless with a few good friends he likes dick and is always bored

You Is that Mateo
Me Yep

by dhhsjsjsjdhdhddhdh November 17, 2022

Mateo

Mateo is me

Mateo is sooooooooo sexy

by The mateo god September 16, 2022

mateo molenaar

a sexy 5'1 white male with a huge cock. looks like he sells burnt hot dog buns outside of a blockbuster. keeps at it with a chipmunk and is a d4 kicker committed to e wing university

damn mateo molenaar makes my stomach turn in circles with how big them damn ears are

by yo boiiy bigbird December 10, 2021

mateo bedoya

THE SEXIEST MAN IN EXISTENCE OMG. IF YOU HAVE THIS NAME YOU AUTOMATICALLY ARE GOOD LOOKING AND THE SMARTEST MAN EVER. SOME MAY EVEN CONSIDER YOU A GOD

I wish i was dating mateo bedoya ;(

by Sizk.v December 27, 2021

Mateo

Extraordinary person who will soon be famous so look out, and loves Sofia Wylie

“I wish I was Mateo”

by Senku May 13, 2022

F&M (Felix & Mateo)

F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.

-My luvb

M: "What's your dream woman?"

F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"

M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"

by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022