Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

launch

Colloquial term in Australian English

NOUN: LAUNCH
1. Any type of informal gathering, involving the consumption of alcoholic beverages, with the overarching goal of becoming drunk
VERB: TO LAUNCH
1. to partake in a launch
2. to reach the state of being drunk

(As a 'noun'): "Mate, are you gonna be at the launch this weekend?"
(As a 'verb'):
1: We are gonna be launching this weekend...get ready.
2: I've launched, bro, i can't drink anymore.

by DuTcH DoG August 7, 2022

scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down

jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch

by michael foolsley September 5, 2022

Soft Launch

When a person or couple posts online to reveal their relationship, but does so in a way that doesn't reveal their significant other openly. It's a way to have their relationship known, but also have privacy and secrecy.

I just saw what Veronica posted on her story, and it was a soft launch with her boyfriend.

by shellsbythesea January 26, 2026

Soft Launch

"Soft launch" is a term when someone hints at being in a relationship online without fully showing or tagging their partner. For example, posting small clues like a hand or a date setup.

She posted a dinner picture with someone's arm across the table; she just soft launched"

by charms67 January 27, 2026