Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.

Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.

by TheSkipper January 8, 2009

elephant cock

a penis the size of an elephants

a penis with elephantitus

or the actual penis of an elephant

check out that elephant cock it would take a fricken whale to get that in.

by noone July 14, 2003

lonely elephant

A person who is a conservative (or republican) that lives in an area that is predominantly liberal (or democrat)

Andrew considers himself to be a right-wing conservative, however, he lives in West Hollywood. Therefore he is a Lonely Elephant.

by banute October 6, 2009

Elephant Trousers

Walking around with your trouser pocket linings and cock out.

"Shoulda seen Johnny last night, drunk as a cunt and wearing his elephant trousers...again

by maoZZ November 21, 2010

elephant root

The action of inserting ones elbow or knee into partners genitals, assimilating the sensation of being rooted by an elephant.

my boyfriend was holding me from behind and out of nowhere his knee came up and elephant rooted me!

by k-leen September 1, 2005

elephant blowjob

Giving a blow job to a man who still has his trouser on. But the zipper is pulled down and penis out through that hole, and both pockets pulled out to make it look like an elephant

Will you give me an elephant blowjob

she gave me an elephant blow job

by hiphopmaster May 6, 2014

Elephant Thonk

Elephant Thonk: Massive camel toe, or huge moose knuckle.

Hey bro. Check out that thick girl's elephant thonk. Looks like it's trying to grow legs.

by Fizban Albrite November 9, 2018