cartman clause

The clause of a license for an open source project that requires you to publicly suck the balls of (give due credit to) the contributers.

After some indy company got rich for making a really cool game, the sole writer of one of the open source libraries they used started whining on the internet to everybody. He decided not to add a cartman clause to the license of his project, but his balls are so very dry right now.

by wajideus June 13, 2017

santa clause

a fake piece of shit. who deserves to burn in hell. OH WAIT, HES FUCKING FAKE. just like my dad, because he left when i was 3.. santa clause id a fucking fake white ass nigger who should have never been invented. because sorry to break the news kids, but your parents buy your toys for you.

“look at that fake ass motherfucking picture of santa clause”

by ilovettippieredd March 16, 2020

The Recommendation Clause

If someone recommends a show to you, it is stated under the Recommendation Clause that they must finish it alongside you.

My friend wouldn't stop recommending JoJo's bizarre adventure to me but now he refuses to watch anything past part 3, thus breaking the Recommendation Clause.

by Joood September 25, 2020

Cooper Clause

when players tell you to slow down in practice to prevent repeat plays that waste time.

The Cooper Clause was made at USC because of Jordan Thomas Cooper’s good play.

by Coop Dupe March 19, 2023

the clause

jordan's transness

"why is jordan allowed to stay over?"
"jordan doesn't have the facilities to make anything happen."
"ah, the clause."

by whatskillingkenny May 10, 2023

Khaos Clause

Whenever you try and almost succeed, but get promoted to a different position.

Hey, I heard that John made special forces but didn't pass but he got promoted anyways. Yeah looks he caught the case of the Khaos Clause

by Riven of some voices November 20, 2021

The balls clause

Some may believe in the Big Bang, or God, in the same facet, the balls clause states everything in turn, goes back to balls.

“Hey Joey did you read the balls clause?”
“No what did it say?”
“I came to the conclusion; balls”

by The_see-er September 4, 2021