Ark Week

A week fully dedicated to playing ARK: Survival Ascended (or ARK: Survival Evolved for the OGs). During Ark Week, players drop all real-life responsibilities — sleep, hygiene, and social contact — to grind, tame, build, and survive like true dino addicts.

Some players live by the sacred motto: “Every week is Ark Week.”

“Bro, I can’t hang out this weekend — it’s Ark Week. Gotta finish my Tek base before the wipe.”

by ElkeWeekArkWeek October 19, 2025

ark

an old car

Why don’t you get rid of that old
ark and get something that’s easier to park?

by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024

Noah's Ark

When you masturbate with multiple different lotions.

"Yeah, Tiffany gave me a Noah's ark last night"

by Cactissy April 29, 2025

Ark

Only losers play this game

Man ark is so ass its crazy

by Domimex April 9, 2024

ark survival ascended

A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation

Bro: "Yo bro wanna play ark survival ascended"
Me: "nah survival evolved on top"

by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024

Ark

A person who does not have a place to stay and spends time like a nomad traveling from one place to another

That guy is ark I feel sorry for him

by Michael De’cruz November 21, 2021