Vicky Weaver

To be a "Vicky Weaver" is to have no chance against the federal and state government.

Vicky Weaver was the wife of Randy Weaver at the Ruby Ridge standoff. The government had so much derogatory information that they were waging a genocide and a Christian fundamentalist/white supremacist takeover of the government. When they said "I'm a real Christian!" one too many times, the government made a preemptive strike.

Those antigovernment militias are so obvious! They're definitely gonna end up like Vicky Weaver. They need to be more secretive !

Fed 1: Let's give those little anti-gov punks a case of Vicky Weaver brains.
Fed 2: rotflmao
Fed 3: Vicky weaver brains! You're killing me! Hahahahahaha!
Fed 4: Vicky weaver brains it is, then. Just what the doctor ordered.

by Joey2dope July 17, 2023

WeaVer

WeaVer is used to refer to someone who is a fucking piece of shit and os indescribable with any sentence or word other than WeaVer.

you see the news today? that guy was a total WeaVer.

by Angry_MotherFucker August 17, 2023

Weavering

The act of driving erratically and under the speed limit on the freeway

My grandfather got pulled over for weavering while driving on the New Jersey turnpike.

by anonymous June 19, 2022

sagorney weaver

After cumming in a woman’s mouth, you scream in her face, “Give me back my babies!”.

After getting a “sagorney weaver”, her jaw dropped in shock.

by anonymous September 6, 2022

Cara Weaver

A person who is annoyingly smart that overly explains stuff in paragraphs instead of shorten their responses. This person is most likely a teacher pet or a very talkative person.

Justin did a Cara weaver in English class, it's really annoying sometimes. He doesn't have to talk in paragraphs to give his point.

by JoeyTalyor0108 November 1, 2022

Cadence weaver

Short.

Your cadence weaver

by Audrey McDonnell January 3, 2022

Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny

You and me are in love

Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues

by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022