The vortex. Words can’t describe the experience. You’re either all the way in or you’re not. A whirlwind of consumption and intoxication. It does not discriminate and consumes us all.
by Degenerates69 January 3, 2021
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by AlAx January 31, 2021
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Get the Dutch vortex mug.Your personal stuff goes missing. But where has it gone to? No matter what it is: Phone chargers, socks, underwear etc. It has probably been taken in by the Almu vortex; a twister like phenomenon over the house of Almu that sucks up your stuff, never to be seen again.
by Bilbovortex February 24, 2021
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1. Someone asked me what my address was yesterday and I just blanked. Total cerebral vortex
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
2. Fuck, I've been trying to write this paper for the past hour and I'm still looking at an empty google doc. The cerebral vortex is real today
by stuffwithben April 22, 2021
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Dawg, we be sunk in the algorithm vortex! Lost our agency forever! I beat the vortex algorithm, I'm surfing the waves, not sinking!
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