Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
We all know a tow truck or you are one.
If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.
Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.
This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
*and then you get left on read*
by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021
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> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?
> Gross
^Yeah, I know. What a perv, huh?
by thurb June 28, 2023
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Get the Towing mug.A deviant male, usually always from South Australia. He will steal the tow ball nut from a car for some perverse sexual reason. Always targets people from Victoria.
Me "that fucker Craig stole my tow-ball nut"
Arry "oh he is South Australian, he will be screwing it onto his ween later, he is a Tow-baller"
Arry "oh he is South Australian, he will be screwing it onto his ween later, he is a Tow-baller"
by thosecrazykanooks February 28, 2024
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