Timber

The moment after ejaculation in which a male penis goes flaccid in a matter of seconds

"Timber", the man yelled after dropping a pound of semen in a three way.

by SgtSaudiArabia August 6, 2018

Timber

basically when you cant think of another word to say, just scream the word timber at the top of your lungs

its going down in yelling timber

by yeetus_feetus September 18, 2018

Timber

When you have a long lasting boner.

“Man when I see Anne I have timber

by Joe_biden420 February 12, 2023

Timber Tart

Noun: A woman who professes a strong knowledge of conservation based activities such as hunting and fishing in an attempt to gain popularity with men who have such interest but is in fact noticeably ignorant in said field of knowledge

Man 1: Danielle said she wanted to to the blind with us this weekend!
Man 2: nah, she’s just a timber tart she’ll ruin the hunt.

by Degenerate1 October 23, 2023

Timber Lips

The person at the drinking event who comes around with the handle of liquor offering free sips. They are usually hammered already and everyone at the function has been drinking out of this handle.

Hey did you see Amanda walking around with the handle of fireball? She’s handing that thing out to everyone. Yeup good ole timber lips is at it again.

by Timber lips November 4, 2023

timber lips

The person at the drinking event who walks around with a handle offering everybody sips from the bottle. This person is usually hammered already and insists you take a swig.

Did you see timber lips walking around with that handle of fireball?

by Timber lips November 5, 2023

Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023