North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 8, 2023

Backyard kit car

When someone makes a car look like either another car or a more expensive model than what the car actually was originally.

Did you see that base model Ford f-150 with a king ranch interior? Yeah, it's a backyard kit car

by Ttess1 January 25, 2023

backyard swagger

To have swagger that excels in a backyard.
Great examples of places where you see people with impressive backyard swagger are at a pool party, a barbecue, wedding reception or anywhere people reside in mobile homes.

Y’all can’t handle this backyard swagger that I have got right here in me.

by Kihlba November 20, 2023

Backyard Mudbog

The sexual act of throwing a piece of poop into a fan, which chops it up and blows poop all over your partner.

I gave her the backyard mudbog

by Teehee1980 August 21, 2021

backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability

"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"

by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022

Eat out in the backyard

To be eaten out in your back yard. In other words to go on de musty ass grass behind u house and let somebody go in on that pussy.

Boy 1: Yo, I hear neriah get eat out in the backyard by nahje
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes

by Smexyassmf March 25, 2022

backyard

something that is laid-back and fun. it’s a term used to describe an activity that you think is simple and easy to do.

media is such a backyard subject at school. it’s such an easy A.

do you want to go bowling tomorrow?
i don’t think i’m good at bowling.
how? it’s so backyard.

by Morgs K April 10, 2022