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almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not
Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide
by Almost lover July 8, 2016
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almost pornographic

It's not fucking yet, but they're getting there. Give it time.
Don't worry, i only shoot almost pornographic films.
by Lord Motherfucker June 6, 2016
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almost-everything

They have a special way of dealing with you and you're sure they will always be there for you. They are your support and you can count on them . When troubled times face you, you feel secure because you have them.
But like, you're not in love or anything...
"pheebs, you're my almost-everything."
by yinyang4 January 22, 2020
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Almost

Almost is the saddest word in the English language. I was almost good enough we were almost here we almost made it
We almost made it but I wasn’t good enough
by Addie 🌺 April 12, 2020
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almost

Close to be doing it.
Until I was close to 10, without an almost, I couldn’t take off my undies!
by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020
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almost done-ism

1. Almost done-ism is when you realize you've binge-watched most of a new (or new to you) show you enjoy and voluntarily start decreasing the number of episodes you're watching in order to prolong the story (and remaining episodes) for as long as possible.
2. Almost done-ism is the opposite of binge watching.
At the beginning of the pandemic, I wanted to watch "Better Call Saul" since I hadn't yet seen it. After viewing four seasons in five days, almost done-ism kicked in and I forced myself from that point on to only watch one episode every four or five days.
by John R? October 5, 2020
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Held hands and almost kiss

To "hold hands and almost kiss" is a term used in the incel community and for those who have been friend-zoned and often unironically denotes an unrequited interest or unstable platonic friendship.
So what if she's had a boyfriend throughout our friendship!? There HAS to be something between us because of all the times we held hands and almost kissed!
by Damage313 October 20, 2020
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