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Tobias

The name Tobias means Dogshit
Tobias is gay
by Jimmy2342 May 17, 2023
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Tobias TV

Tobias TV has a little dick and needs to feel superior to martijn
hot black male:'Tobias, do the thug shaker!'
Tobias TV: 'nuh uh my dick is too small for that shit'
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Tobias

Tobias is the type of guy to paint himself blue to try get into the blue man group
Michael: You haven’t auditioned yet?

Tobias: Oh no no I’m not in the group yet no I’m afraid I just blue myself
by Uselessdesk June 6, 2023
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Jacob tobias Howes

A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day
Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal
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Tobias

short twig with no dog
tobias means tobbi
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Tobias

1) A very well paid position that requires the holder to perform duties, but does no work.
2) When someone neglects their responsibilities, such as not doing their job or caring about performance
3) A person who habitually does little or no work
4) A person who wastes their time rather than working
A player pulled a Tobias by getting paid $37.63 million for the season ($458,902 a game) and in the biggest game of his career he scored 0 points
by FCBruh May 3, 2024
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Tobias Isaac hobson

Perhaps the squarest of all of the homosapian species yet still the most “nigger” like than anyone. He loves bogdan and the “school Gyat” that he holds very dear to his heart. He has a short temper and will be very quick to lash out at anyone. He is in love with men and has a wife by the name of lucian who his frequently gives rimjobs to. He also has an “antaena” which stick very high into the atnosphere
Damn is that THE Tobias Isaac Hobson, I think I’m gonna cum
by Tobiasenjoyer69 June 1, 2024
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