Testicular Darwinism

An action that endangers ones southern regions. Usually done on purpose.

Jack: hey john shoot me in the balls with that airsoft gun.
John: dude no way! That’s testicular Darwinism!

by UwU__Slayer July 17, 2021

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testicular cancel

When you go to buy and you don’t it’s like doing but rather then continuing you just stop

Last night my mom walked in so I had to testicular cancel

by Fheibrbeoshfbfj August 10, 2021

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Testicular Comogyny

The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds

The testicular comogyny was actually immaculate.

by DaddyDommy August 12, 2021

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testicularity

strength, courage, having balls

antonym: ovarity, Pat Shurmer

Joe: "Dude, Check out that chick at the bar"
Manly man: "Oh her? I banged her last week"
Joe: "Man, your testicularity has no bounds"

Madden: "4th and 24 on his own one yard line, and he going for it, now that coach has testicularity"

by Testicularus November 18, 2012

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Testicular crossfire

When time travelling, butt fucking Mexicans with lazer beams in their eyes start a war in your front yard

Oh shit! It's a testicular crossfire!

by Time traveling butt fuckingMex June 18, 2013

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Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.

I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023

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