Like a Boston Steamroller, but everyone who takes it goes and does it to two more people. An exponential Steamroller.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
Get the Von Neumann Steamroller mug.When your significant other is just about to rest for the evening and jump onto them and roll back and forth, like a steamroller, squishing them into the mattress
by Basic Brunchcast September 12, 2020
Get the Pittsburgh Steamroll mug.An offshoot of a Boston pancake / Cleveland steamer situation that, oddly enough, originates in Florida.
Both sexual partners take turns defecating on the floor to produce a pile a poop. Once the pile is sufficient, the couple assume a wheelbarrow race position, with the man holding the womens legs and the woman positioning her chest above the pile of poop. When ready, the woman depresses her chest into the feces while the man pushes and pulls her forwards and backwards, thus "steamrolling" the shit. If factors allow, the wheelbarrow sex position may simultaneously be implemented for maximum pleasure.
Both sexual partners take turns defecating on the floor to produce a pile a poop. Once the pile is sufficient, the couple assume a wheelbarrow race position, with the man holding the womens legs and the woman positioning her chest above the pile of poop. When ready, the woman depresses her chest into the feces while the man pushes and pulls her forwards and backwards, thus "steamrolling" the shit. If factors allow, the wheelbarrow sex position may simultaneously be implemented for maximum pleasure.
by your only fan September 24, 2022
Get the Cleveland Steamroller mug.When a male takes a poop in a zip lock bag, then freezes it for 12 hours. Inserts it into your partners anus, then waits until it thaws before opening the bag and inserting device or penis into said bag.
I can't wait until the wife gets home. I've had my artic steamroller in the freezer all day. I'm gonna literally fuck the shit out of her.
by wookiec41g May 29, 2022
Get the artic steamroller mug.You shit on a partner's face and smear it with your butt cheeks, all while speaking in French "ton visage est ma route" which translates to "your face is my road".
Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
Another way to say this is "smear the mud"
John to Eddy; "Janice and i got nasty after our date last Friday. She was feeling frisky and i was drunk as hell and had gooey poop so i figured i'd give her a Parisian Steamroller. She got so excited she screamed "Oui!" through the poop as it gargled into her mouth.
by LeBlancBoy November 9, 2021
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Get the culombian steamroller mug.When one doesn’t defecate for 3 days, then mounts on top their sexual partners chest and shits. They then rock back and forth on their chest and belly, resembling that of a steamroller. This works better if the two sexual partners are from Norfolk and therefore related
by BenDooley July 20, 2025
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