Sofa

A very comfy couch, knows all the right spots that need support, sometimes a little harder than should be but always a very appreciated and loved piece of furniture, arguably the favorite of the house 💗

That couch is so so faaaa, sofa

by anonymous June 13, 2018

sofa roaches

A group of Teenagers occupying a lounge room. Esp. if there is an insufficient number of seats .

I can't watch the football because the TV room is full of sofa roaches.

by Roozy666 April 26, 2019

Sofa-fu

Sofa-fu is a self-defense mechanism that is learnt by vigorously beating your sofa. Punches, Kicks or anything but with a sofa you can destroy all

Man, I'm gonna destroy Orange in a sofa-fu battle

by syrupapple May 23, 2019

Sofa Pig

A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.

That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot

by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020

Sofa yeet day

September 19th

The day you throw sofas whilst listening to heavy metal, specifically wargasm

Robert - "happy sofa yeet day!"
Vivi - "lmao"

by Viviutubedefos September 19, 2020

Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.

Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.

by anonymous October 14, 2020

Sofa Cushion

Nickname for the name Sofia. Awesome and beautiful girl. :)

guy: Omg im in love with this girl, she is so awesome
guy2: who Sofa Cushion
guy: yea

by unicornsflying4evah July 12, 2017