snooze

when you sneeze and tell people later you refer to it as snooze cause it’s in the past

“ I snoozed all over my pizza earlier”

by brazyyhannahh September 9, 2022

Snoozed

Adjective: The state of being anti-woke.
Verb, past-tense: The act of having avoided woke sentiment, or RetConning previous woke sentiments.

Adj.: The company enacted a snoozed campaign to protect their brand identity after their previous woke campaign resulted in customer backlash and apathy.

Verb: Dave Chappel snoozed during the Jussie Smollet trial, as he believed the actor was telling a lie.

Verb: The congresswoman snoozed her rhetoric after it was proven that the man was not a racist, as she had previously suggested out of context.

by MemeMeFamous December 17, 2021

Snooze Button

A person who pretends to be 'woke' but actually is not. A fake or pretend woke person.

Don't be fooled, Jimmy is a total snooze button, he pretends to be woke and an ally but in reality he is as ignorant as ever.

by anonymous January 11, 2021

Snooze button

Someone who is not ‘woke’ but pretends to be in conversation and social media

Jonny is such a snooze button, he claims to care about BLM but he has no idea what the group even stands for.

by J.K.O'Brien January 12, 2021

Snoozeli

A swiss german word for a snooze or power nap.

Wife "I'm going to watch Gardener's World, if that's OK with you."

Husband "Yep, that's fine with me, I'm going for a snoozeli"

by WiiFii27 August 23, 2025

Ooze and snooze

To fall asleep immediately after jerking off.

person 1: couldnt fall asleep last night, so i went on pornhub to ooze and snooze
person 2: why the fuck would i want to know that?

by Quintavius Gooch September 1, 2025

sandwich-snooze

Refers to da off-da-scale-delightful action of two mushy-hearted guys savoringly "sandwiching" a hot chick between them in bed, and then all of them contentedly falling asleep for a while.

Sharing a sandwich-snooze is indeed super-pleasurable for all three individuals involved; extra points, of course, if da three of ya sleep together completely naked so dat not only can everyone enjoy warm-skin-to-skin snugglez, but it also allows any or all of said drowsily-joyful slumberers to pleasure his/her thirsting hands (or other body parts, as well, depending on "how far you-all wanna go" with that) on one or both of da other two bedfellows' delectable flesh at any point during said group sleepytime-canoodle.

by QuacksO February 26, 2025