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slope widow

Oilfield equivalent of a military dependapotomus. Originally referred to the wives of men who worked the North Slope production field around Prudhoe Bay. Sits home alone 16 days a month with nothing to do but spend money, flirt at the bar, and project a huge entitlement vibe anywhere they go physically (see “Karen”) or online (see “Lisa”).

Almost always associated with alt-right extremism, fascism, and often found simping for authoritarianism. Likely to be found making claims of being a “patriot” while at the same time regurgitating the same lame pro-russian talking points doled-out by right wing extremist pundits on cable TV
That chick has got to be a slope-widow: she’s online in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week, posting like she’s drunk, trying to talk smack to a bunch of cartoon dogs, complaining about US tax dollars going to Ukraine. Clearly she’s got no job, seems pretty popular with all the male “maga patriots” who fit the profile of being oilfield adjacent, alt-right extremists / maga militants themselves.
“She’s a Lisa… You see that diamond on her finger the size of a doorknob? Drinking at the bar alone at 2pm? She’s a slope widow.”
by AN00B135 March 2, 2023
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Slope

It's a derogatory term to describe a person, who's Asian. It is mostly used to describe Vietnameese people.
"That is a proud moment, but there's a slope on it" (pointing at a bridge)

- Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear Burma Special
by A mester January 30, 2024
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slope and sleigh

Lyric variation for the popular Christmas song, jingle bells.

Often used in streaming single challenges
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse slope and sleigh, hey!
by autumnglynn December 21, 2022
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sloshed on the slopes

Getting fucked up beyond comprehension while going down the mountain on either skis or a snowboard. Everyone must try it once. CAUTION may result in death.
Timmy died while sloshed on the slopes.
by Himmyneutron December 22, 2022
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Slippery Slope

An infinite flow of conversating deriving off of paths going the same direction. Maybe good, maybe bad mostly bad with the human evolution's patience at a gradual decline a slippery slope results when there is an in-depth argument based on a tight connection of the parties. When talking of subjects or energy all relating it is hard to differ, especially when forced.
Jimmy: I follow the belief guns should be legal. Why can't the states get the right to my First Amendment?

Todd: I don't use guns so they should be illegal or at least full auto. The only reason I'm saying this is for an entertaining debate considering the whole country doesn't listen to our lies.

The U.S. Government: Ya'll are the ones who give a fuck we could care less. If you want a full auto pistol to drain your wallet quicker at the range or lose aim to go murder an overpopulated country so be it. We watch everything anyways the states are just reluctant d-bags trying to be special. *cough* for those who know a switch. Switch definition- simplistically allows you to make a Glock (majority) full auto. Ultimately resulting in An infinite flow of conversating deriving off of paths going the same direction. Maybe good, maybe bad mostly bad with the human evolution's patience at a gradual decline a slippery slope results when there is an in-depth argument based on a tight connection of the parties. When talking of subjects or energy all relating it is hard to differ, especially when forced.
by Anonymous savior August 17, 2023
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Slopes

by TypicalCracker October 18, 2019
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slope

To walk or drive around a hood looking for tasty black men
“Hey Alexis J. You wanna go slope on 31st street?”
by taylorlynn January 6, 2021
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