Samuel

An emotionally constipated rock.

Person 1: Hey, do you think she likes you?
Person 2: Nah, she's just always like that.
Person 1: Stop being such a Samuel

by Cheese on Toast with Pineapple January 19, 2021

Samuel

Boomer

Samuel is a boomer

by Marde69 February 11, 2021

Samuel

a boy that is so fucking adorable and gives off golden retriever energy. samuel's got red hair and the best smile in the whole world (like genuinely) he has the best laugh, and the most perfected personality that can always make you smile.

"that guy has a really cute smile and a great personality"
"yeah hes probably named samuel."

by monsterenergycan December 22, 2022

Samuel

Samuel has a big cock, when you are ching chong you have big shlong

Omg your dick is so small! You're such a ching chong!

In fact,I am a Samuel.

by senor gonzales November 25, 2021

Samuel

samuel is cool. you are cool samuel.

person 1- samuel is cool
person 2- i know

by Snoooob November 25, 2021

Samuel

Samuel is a kind hearted, loving, caring boyfriend, that has a monster cock. When I say Monster I really mean it, like Sam's cock is so long and girthy that he has to slide it down one trouser leg and not to mention the sheer velocity of his ballsack. You can see the tension in them, as if they're ready to explode and ejaculate all over every part of the universe and beyond.

"Have you seen Samuel's Monster cock?!?!"

by Ray pist moe lester August 2, 2022

Samuel

Daddy

Samuel daddy

by Samuelsupremecy August 6, 2022