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Punani

A nice sounding alternate word for vagina. The word punani has almost a flowery sound to the word. If you were to hear it used in conversation, it would sound way less vulgar than some of the other alternate names for vagina. However, most people would still get the meaning of what you were talking about.

For instance, if I were to say Ted Rimmel Jr spends a lot of time sliding into his mother's punani. Or Ted Rimmel Jr sure is addicted to his mother's punani. The meaning of those statements is still clear, even though the word punani was used.
Girl 1: "Where is Ted today?"
Guy1: "You mean Ted Rimmel Jr? He is undoubtedly humping his mother's punani, hahaha."
Girl 1: "Knowing him, probably, haha. But really, you used such a nice sounding word like punani with such a vulgar word as humping."
Guy 1: "What should I say then?"
Girl 1: "You could say 'Ted Rimmel Jr is probably probing his mother's punani.' Or even 'Knowing him, Ted Rimmel Jr is undoubtedly piping his mother's punani.' Those two statements sound nicer than your's did. Either way I do agree that Ted Rimmel Jr is so very addicted to his mom's punani, hahahaha.'
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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Divya punani farts

When a lady who's name is Divya queefs in xaviers face in the dojo while fighting and xavier inhales it and becomes paralyzed by the scent and begs for more. Commonly shortened to "DPF"
butterball: how was the divya punani farts xavier?
Xavier: SO good i want your queef too
by penisfart73 January 2, 2025
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Punani Pukana

A playful Kiwi expression for cunnilingus, blending two terms:

Punani – Slang for a woman’s vagina.

Pukana – A Māori term referring to the fierce, wide-eyed, tongue-out expression seen in the haka (a traditional Māori dance).
Aw chea bro, I saw you in town with Shae last night, did she let you give her the old punani pukana?
by warp.ride February 5, 2025
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Punani Cereal

A vagina that is so that is so delicious you can eat it with a spoon and some milk
Dude, my girlfriend Olivia has the best punani cereal.
by edge master June 5, 2024
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punani corn

Corn kernels marinated in the vagina.
I’d love to eat her sweet, sweet punani corn.
by gasstationbonerpills July 2, 2024
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Panned Punani

Seasoned pussy (season it with anything) that’s put in a pan, cooked, then ready to eat.
Tyrone: you tryn’ get some panned punani gang?

Jamal: bet.
by Mxgiik February 26, 2024
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