Chat Philosophy

When you and another friend are texting or chatting on the Internet and you start talking about deep, philosophical subjects that explore the meaning of life and other things one would not otherwise contemplate.

Mike: So me and Jen were having a deep chat philosophy last night and we figured out the meaning of life.
Bob: And?
Mike: It was cool.

by nexorcexor September 7, 2013

Philosophy

The thing we refuse to study

Philosophy? I hardly know her.

by mariovida October 25, 2023

Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy

Was a great video until he got to the part were he decides that because Sam's "greater good/manufactured God of curating the reality of stupid people" is a warped and narcissistic enterprise that is entirely dependent on subordinating the will of the masses to his dogmatic liberalism; it means that we NEED God instead. Which is literally that SAME THING as religion.

Hym "Sam Harris' Terrifying Philosophy is literally just a 'God that Sam Harris controls.' That's literally all it is!"

Mas Rharis "We don't need God! We need Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park to manufacture a God out of a "greatter good abstraction" and the use the state to enforce the will of this greater good abstraction! They don't have free will anyway! So it doesn't matter what I have to do to get the societal outcomes I desire!"

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

Philosophy Weeb

Worst kind of weeb. Watches anime for philosophical analysis. Loves Abraham Lincoln and //.hacksign

Ya know that philosophy weeb who quotes Aristotle all the time?

by WeebEnable630 October 27, 2019

Barof's Philosophy

The philosophy in which people use to sell their friends. The philosophy of being a Traitor

I used Barof's philosophy to sell my friends.

by Hangawism November 13, 2020

The Sy Philosophy

"The Sy Philosophy" refers to the idea that blowjobs are the greatest way of sexual pleasure. The philosophy states that blowjobs create a more "personalised" experience on both the receiving and giving ends. This makes the blowjob a more sentimental way of pleasuring your partner. As opposed to the idea that pussy is the best way of sex, the philosophy argues that pussy cannot be changed, therefore, making it boring.

Dude, did you fuck that chick last night?

Nah, I just wanted a blowjob

Thats dumb

Peep The Sy Philosophy

by Prof. LeMeow November 4, 2020

07 Philosophy

Having a mindset as though you are still living in 2007. Listening to music from 2007, watching movies from 2007, keeping up with "current events" from 2007, etc.

Person 1: "Bro, I can't wait for Ratatouille to come out next week"
Person 2: "Dude, what do you mean? That came out in 2007."
Person 1: " I'm just trying to live with an 07 Philosophy"

by blabba2 February 17, 2021