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Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af
are you christian elliott monroe barber?
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Jack Monroe

VERB To improve a cheap budget food by addition of other cheap ingredients, to produce a meal culinary excellence. To make a simple cheap food for example tinned tomatoes taste brilliant. Jack Monroe is a British food writer, that became famous writing about government orchestrated food poverty. She the author of many recipe books, which are distributed to food banks.
Could you jack this tin of beans up.

I cant believe I have just jack monroed up fish paste and pasta
Mum Jack Monroed the food parcels
I got sanctioned and lived by jacking what was left in my cupboard
by fishpastefi September 28, 2021
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to idolize Marilyn Monroe

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking and begging her to be her boyfriend/lover/fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediately masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I think the way she was dressed to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Women are not supposed to be some fetishized sex object.
by Sexydimma January 1, 2013
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to idolize Marilyn Monroe

(verb): for a woman to be so sexy as to have multiple men on their knees in front of her at the same time, asking to be her boyfriend and/or lover and/or fuckfriend; when such females walk around in public, all men in the vicinity are immediate masculated (regain their virility by having a boner.
man a): Robert, did you see this girl walk by? I just got her to masculate me . I think she was beginning to idolize Marilyn Monroe. How many men do you think were at her feet this morning?

man b): haha Amos. what you didn't notice, may I remind you, is that the Venusian you were referring to also had her Martian at her side. Her man would probably have knocked you out if heard you talk about his bird that way. Besides, women are not, or rather are not supposed to be, immb, some type of fetishized sex object. The commandment: "don't covet (or fetishize publicly) what ain't yours", I might add, is therefore around for a reason.

man a): lol, Everything is cool dude, but I don't think I need a morality lesson. What my boner probably means is that I don't like my wife any more as much and will soon need a marriage councilor.

man b) : roflmao.
by Sexydimma May 12, 2012
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Monroe

Monroe is serious when it comes to money he will not play in any shape or form & is quiet popular with the ladies they love him
Who is Monroe
by Shariah G November 23, 2021
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Linda Monroe

The absolute badass BITCH from Starkid's Hatchetfield Series,
Appears in:
-Black Friday
-Honey Queen

Songs:
-What Do You Say
-Our Doors Are Open
-Feast Or Famine
-Adore Me
-Wiggle
-Queen B
Person 1: Dude who's your favourite Starkid character?
Person 2 (based): Linda Monroe! She's fucking badass, I loved when she killed Zoey in the Starlight theatre in Honey Queen, and then she was eaten by Thë Dærk Gød ÑībBLēñêPhīm
by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023
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William Monroe High

a school in the middle of nowhere with fake thugs and wanna be gang bangers
by lmaomiz February 17, 2023
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