mom

the most annoying piece of shit on the planet of earth.

" Do your hw"
"but i did it alreay"
" do your hw"
" I DID IT ALREADY YOU SHITy mom"
"DO YOUR HW"

by iHATE SOCIETY December 28, 2005

mommed

A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.

Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.

by Festacstafest December 9, 2008

mom

the woman who breaks your soul everyday just because you didnt do the dishes.... also the one who makes you feel lile a piece of shit):(

mom yelled at me last night because i closed the door slightly harder than usual

by the_schrute_fruit;) December 18, 2019

mom

the greatest person in the world ever, no one will ever be as great as a mom, endless hours of no sleep, changing over 60 diapers in a week and hardly no sleep, god bless all moms

moms have the toughest job ever,

by nick November 1, 2008

mom mom

A grandmother. Also known as the mother of your parents.

"your mom mom makes the best apple pie."

by NEphilly January 8, 2005

mom

mom is the best person in the wold she helps and she is

made

of

money

mom is the person you want to take to the store

by sonicponyx October 25, 2016

MoM

Acronym for "Mail order Marijuana"

Dude 1: Bro, I just bought MoM from this totally legit place I found out about on Reddit!

Dude 2: Gnarly, bro! Just remember, sharing is caring.

by hashtag liangiappe June 28, 2018