by zadz March 1, 2019
Get the middle school mug.The fucking worst 3 years of your life, so much drama, fights, homework, fucking hate the teachers, you get into fights with old friends and make new ones, rumors gets spread, people have their glow-ups in the summer, guys get extra hot, guys only care about girls and their booty if your a flat girl no guy will ask you out, if your fat you'll get made fun of. Middle school fucking sucks, trust me I'm in 8th grade and my ex- best friend me and her got into a fight this year and it got so out of hand, and rumors about me that weren't true got spread and I was called a hoe,whore, and a slut for 2 months, guys look at my booty all the time when I'm walking (how do I know well guys always walk behind me and when I turn around because either i hear my name or my friend is talking to me I see 3 guys all talking and looking at my booty, plus the guys in gym class look at me all the time.) Plus if your short in middle school your middle school life is so fucked and I know because I'm in 8th grade and 14 years old and I'm only 5'0 and all my friends are like 5'2-5'6 and it sucks.
"Damn girl your ass is fine" -Middle School guys
"She's such a hoe I heard she had sex with 5 guys" -Middle School fakes
"She's such a hoe I heard she had sex with 5 guys" -Middle School fakes
by trojansdancer2023 March 6, 2019
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The place where you lose the meaning of life and humanity. You go in happy and ready to "find yourself", but you come out looking like someone from orange is the new black.
by ClassyBrunnumGIrl August 9, 2018
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Get the middle school mug.3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades
Enjoy!
Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."
by mel that big boy June 28, 2019
Get the Middle School mug.Worst place to be in for three years, Even worse if you're a female like I am. Most boys think they are super badass, cool, and funny, but in reality the're usually seen as super loud, and annoying. A bunch girls in my grade aren't any better. Loving to be on instagram anytime they can manage, whining about not being on their phone for two minutes, and just being bothersome. Being a very tall, Very pale, shy nerd with anxiety, like I am obviously cant get you in the popular girls clique. If you can survive middle school you can survive everything.
5th grader: "WOW! I can't wait to be in middle school! ill have a lot of friends, I'll be SO mature, and i might even be popular!
*Me trying so hard not to bring them down* Uh..Yeah! Sure you will..
*Me trying so hard not to bring them down* Uh..Yeah! Sure you will..
by anxiety child December 12, 2019
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