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Mathews

Mathews is a wonderful person to be around. They are loving and excellent in bed.
Mr Mathews went to the bathroom
by TheBabyPunisher November 22, 2021
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Mathew Dawkins

A child sex predator. Hides in plain sight looking retarded when a young girl walks past he will bend her over spank her ass and drag her deep into his cave where he will mutilate her corps untill there is nothing left.
Oh god we're done for it's Mathew Dawkins
by A plughole beast February 1, 2020
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Mathew

The most annoying kid you will meet. He is also so gay but will make you laugh.
by Mathew is gay March 6, 2020
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Mathew

Mathew also known as the gayest name a boy can have. Mathew is loud, energetic and does not know when to shut up. He is a disappointment. The newest generation also consider Mathew as the gayest name to ever exist.
Mathew would be a good name for a girl.
by Georgeyvejjebd677 July 27, 2020
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Mathew

Mathew with one t. Because he likes the kids. Banned from every school, petting zoo, and farm. Can’t be within 50 feet of a child or goat.
Dude look at Mathew mounting that goat in the bushes!
by Jack1214 September 12, 2020
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Mathew's Cock

An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.
You better watch out for the ol' mathew's cock
by xdcreamed October 16, 2020
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Lacking a Mathew

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?
by anonymous October 19, 2020
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