Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Mute main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

MUTE main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

.Mute

Mute a chat on discord

I'm busy right now. .Mute

by DarthTin November 5, 2020

you’re on mute

The most common phrase used during business video conferencing throughout COVID, often accompanied with much gesticulation

Tom -

Bob - We can’t hear you, you’re on mute
Tom -
Bob - no, still can’t, you’re on mute
Tom - I f***king hate these video calls
Bob - that’s it, we can all hear you now

by Martin X McFarty February 19, 2021

mute madness

When you fuck a mute person so hard they start to talk. This can be reversed towards a (previously) talking person.

Jim: Damn I fucked this bitch so hard she went into a state of mute madness.

Kim: Goddamnit Jimmy your little brother is trying to eat his fucking food.

by fatherjeans February 25, 2021

Mute

Someone who doesn’t talk. This can be do to them not being able to (due to their voice box being damaged), then not knowing how to, or just that they don’t want to speak.

Dude 1: hey, what’s up, I’m new here
Mute: ...
Dude 1: hello?
Dude 2: don’t bother, he’s a mute

by TheFrenchDuck April 18, 2021