1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.
2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.
3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.
2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.
3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.
Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.
My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.
My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.
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"Yeah right bitch" you say as you steal all his cocaine and heroine.
"Yeah right bitch" you say as you steal all his cocaine and heroine.
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2) Some nigga just got some Legal Crack from the white guy behind Walmart.
3) I was once addicted to Legal Crack, until I took an arrow to the knee.
2) Some nigga just got some Legal Crack from the white guy behind Walmart.
3) I was once addicted to Legal Crack, until I took an arrow to the knee.
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2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.
4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.
2. One who receives state assistance or preferential treatment ostensibly for poor eyesight or impaired vision
3. A panhandler who sports the accoutrements of the sightless: a seeing eye dog, dark tinted eyeglasses, a cane , a tin cup, and a hand-lettered sign soliciting donations from the public, but whose eyesight within normal range. A beggar who feigns blindness.
4. One who wears eyeglasses and exploits and exaggerates the condition as a disability that requires government assistance, financial or otherwise.
My cabdriver told us "being legally blind has a lot of bennies" such as "they can't fire me for having too many accidents"
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2.) To take a life in self-defense. It is okay to kill somebody or something if you are being attacked by them.
3.) To inflict fatal casualties (kills and mortal wounding) during a war. In this situation, it may also combine with self-defense.
2.) To take a life in self-defense. It is okay to kill somebody or something if you are being attacked by them.
3.) To inflict fatal casualties (kills and mortal wounding) during a war. In this situation, it may also combine with self-defense.
1.) The unborn child had its very short life put to an end by the teenage mother who was too selfish and unresponsible to take care of it.
2.) The criminal was running onto Jim's lawn with guns drawn, so he blasted him with his 12-gauge.
3.) The Union infantry private participated in firing musket volleys into the attacking Confederates at the Battle of Shiloh.
2.) The criminal was running onto Jim's lawn with guns drawn, so he blasted him with his 12-gauge.
3.) The Union infantry private participated in firing musket volleys into the attacking Confederates at the Battle of Shiloh.
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