Jesse

Absolute alpha male. don’t try and pick a fight with this guy because he will absolutely rock you. This is the type of guy that will embarrass you in any sport you will ever play. Not only is this type of guy very intelligent, but also amazing looking and could easily steal your girl.

“Bro did you see Jesse destroy that guy in everything he has ever played.” “Yeah bro i saw it”

by Mr.GOAT.. November 24, 2021

Jesse

Has a dick I would die for.. and a heart so pure I have to marry him for it

Jesse could get it… as in get it I mean me.. forever

by Jesse lover November 23, 2021

Jesse

A name of English and Dutch origin that apparently means something like "gift". USUALLY used as a boys' name.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Jesse Pinkman".

"Jesse is the manager of this particular Walmart location."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Jess

A slag that attempts to cheat on every man she has. A huge compulsive liar and an attention seeker. If you get this bitch as a partner. You’re either stupid or thirsty

Man 1: i got a girl bruh
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more

by Soldierhero November 4, 2019

jessed

Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.

My phone records suggest I got f'ing jessed last night.

by WhistlerVegas2 December 20, 2008

A Jess

To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.

That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?

by Abernathy April 29, 2008

Jesse

The best boy in the in the world he is handsome. he can get all the girls he want but he's not a hoe just letting you know so have fun if you can get close to him it's awesome everyone Loves one

Jesse is the most handsome boy ever!!!

by Kid kurk April 11, 2017