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JD Vance

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.
by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024
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JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
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jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.
Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.
by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024
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JD

He's JD!
I know, it's JD, right?
I feel like JD now.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.
The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
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jd

jd is a flop
by skzflopera November 21, 2021
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JD

JD is that one funny boy your Science class that watches football instead of doing work. He is a complete fucking chad and would steal all the hoes in the school if he wasn’t so retarded.
Look at how cute that kid is. He must pull.”
“What a JD. He would if he didn’t finger other dudes asses every ten minutes.”
by Chris.Peakock November 25, 2021
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