JD

JD can either be a great funny great guy, or a depressed emo boy who loves slushie's and wants to blow up your highschool.. (aka JD from Heathers the musical)

You're acting like such a JD..

by Aywhajdqwerty February 23, 2023

JD Vance

Couch fucker

That guy is a total JD Vance. I don’t let him near my couch anymore.

by anonymouscornholio August 10, 2024

JD Vance

A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.

Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises

Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker

That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”

by SZCY August 11, 2024

jd Vance lawn sign

An old couch placed in a front yard, typically offered for free.

Thought my neighbor was voting for Trump after seeing him put that JD Vance lawn sign in-front of his house.

by HawkeyeZ August 11, 2024

JD

Alternative form of Jayden.

He's JD!
I know, it's JD, right?
I feel like JD now.

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

JD Vance Handshake

Involuntary euthanasia.

The Pope's life was ended by a JD Vance Handshake.

by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025

JD

JD is that one funny boy your Science class that watches football instead of doing work. He is a complete fucking chad and would steal all the hoes in the school if he wasn’t so retarded.

“Look at how cute that kid is. He must pull.”
“What a JD. He would if he didn’t finger other dudes asses every ten minutes.”

by Chris.Peakock November 25, 2021