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mobile guardian

It’s a software used by some schools on a device we use for schools to block some websites deemed “destructive to learning” by said school. It also blocks things when there’s no internet connection for some reason, and when the students are at home. It’s actually kind of funny how it blocks websites that hardly have any distraction potential like webtoon(like it’s just webcomics bruh) and Naver(99% of people here don’t know how to speak Korean, what are they gonna do with a website containing Korean webcomics?) and WhatsApp web and discord (like what beef dy have with a messaging platform? Yk we can achieve the same outcome with Google chat right?) They also blocked the no internet game for some reason. But they do know what’s best for students after all, so they can definitely be trusted *cough cough cough* sorry I choked on my water and while writing this
Someone who wants to read webcomics: why did mobile guardian webtoon again?
Someone who uses Discord: I don’t know, they blocked 99% of social media as well. It cannot be rationally comprehended by “Low lifes” like us who apparently have no brain cells and no self control in the eyes of higher ups. But alas we yield and trust that they know what’s best for us, because they most likely do
by Idefinitelytrustmobileguardian December 28, 2022
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Guardian Guilt

A useful term for when a character or oc- typically whom considers themselves a guardian of a sort- feels as though they betrayed what makes them belive they are such protectors.
Person A: I killed a dude, but I feel super bad about it, even though they were a bad guy and it was my job...
Person B: Oh— I think that's like... guardian guilt or something..
by Chaotic_Wyvern December 14, 2023
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Lost Guardian

A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.
I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.
by CentralBeing December 19, 2023
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Guardian Fangirl

A girl who will do anything to defend her favorite character.
Person #1: Why is she always so aggressive whenever someone trash talks *insert name*?
Person #2: She's his guardian fangirl.
by hidinginthecagewithluci April 10, 2020
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GuardiaN

A NaVi CS:GO player who is good with AWP.
Guy 1: Dude have you seen GuardiaN on the tournament?

Guy 2: Yea, this guy is cracked with his snipes!
by FartGarfunkel March 11, 2020
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Guardian angel

a person that watches over you 24/7. Never leaves ur side and is always there for you. Takes away ur pain and makes you feel happy. When you are with them all you’re problems go away and you feel happy. Guardian angel protects you with their life and always makes sure you are safe. They will give their own life and tell god to take them first if he has too.
my guardian angel takes all my mental and physical pain away when I’m with them
by Raven411692 March 23, 2020
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Guardian

the reason you keep getting game overs in BOTW
Link:*walking through hyrule field*
*guardian theme plays*
*link starts seeing red dot on his body*
Guardian: so you have chosen death
by NightG August 15, 2020
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