Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.

That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024

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Riley Gaines

a meaningless award given to a loser in order to soothe their bruised ego; participation trophy

"The university's athletics director adamantly refuses to award a Riley Gaines of any kind because he believes that awards should be earned and that nobody is entitled to recognition that they don't deserve."

by Russ Hood July 1, 2025

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Gain Eagers

A joke name.
Supposed to sound like you’re saying “Gay N***ers”

Person 1: Hey man, can you read my nickname out loud?
Person 2: I love gain eagers
Person 1: GAY NIGGERS??? You racist fuck

by Gain Eagers August 13, 2025

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Oscar Gain

Oscar Gain is the cutest Asian boy you'll ever meet, all the girls fumble him. He has veins all over his body, including heaps all over his 10 inch dih. He is most well known for his intelligence and charm, every girl he meets falls for him, but his ego is too big and he realises he doesn't need anyone else. He loves being complimented and will glaze you if you glaze him first. Also he is really good at football, even Ronaldo called him better.

Girl 1: "OSCAR GAIN IS SO HOTTTTTT!"
Girl 2: "I KNOW RIGHT GIMME HIS 10 INCH VEINY AHH DIH RIGHT NOW!"

by ClankerHater67 September 9, 2025

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