Elliott

Elliott is an absolute dork who REALLY REALY REAAAAALY wants a middle part but keeps saying, “Guys… it’s almost there… i promise… it’s just not long enough.” The last part of the quote also speaks to something else (his micro penis). He keeps telling people that it’s gonna grow. Elliott acts alt and emo but secretly is obsessed with trains and has no swag.

“That guy Elliott is so ugly, his hair makes him look like Richie from Benchwarmers”

by cheese and milk eater July 2, 2023

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elliott james alder is a jarring twat but you miss him when he’s gone

omg that’s such an elliott James alder move

by yurrrrnotme September 25, 2023

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Elliott Jeffery

Gayest man on earth.

Elliott Jeffery is the gayest man on earth

by Ribbongayman November 22, 2021

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Elliott is one of the best people you will ever meet, hes super handsome, funny, cute, talented ect. Normally has dark hair and brown eyes, and very short. If you know a Elliott then you are super lucky, hes amazing and the best boyfriend a girl will every have

wow, look at Elliott, what a hottie!

by yomama21334452 November 22, 2021

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The best smelling and most mysterious man in the room, youll feel a certain caliber when your with this guy. He's 10 steps ahead while making you laugh. Nobody cares like him, he's got a lionheart and puts everyone first. He's fierce but gentle. You can't beat him, so you might as well join him. He knows something about almost everything. The biggest Manchester city fan you'll ever find. And the biggest now or never liver of life. Life with him is worth living, . He doesn't like to rely on others but if he does it means your special. Loyal for life. Blessed and never pressed.

He can do anything and makes you feel like you can do everything too.

When youre around him you want to see him smile and hear him laugh.
Impeccable style aka super hot, he'll kill you with kindness then his humor.... Then his dick. They only make one of him every million years.

A: is he a gent in the streets and a gent in the sheets?

B: that's elliott

by Messymonalisa November 22, 2021

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