Colton Swartz

Colton Swartz is a nice guy who is doodoo at video games and does not know how to not dress like a highlighter. Colton Swartz also LOVES to tickle pickles and smell like a locker room because he is always playing some type of sport but its usual ballet that he plays

Person:EW! whats that smell? *looks at Colton Swartz*

by FrostyGamerGuy October 28, 2020

colton grayd

get puke on dick from lesbian chick

I got colton grayd

by zaid_graoui November 27, 2022

Coltonic Bomb

The opposite of an atomic bomb (Made with vinegar).

Right now i'm cooking up a coltonic bomb.

by anonymous February 14, 2022

Colton Roberts

Better than all his friends at everything, beautiful, smart and funny. He is a true friend and will always make you feel better, even though he might be better than you.

Blair: I wish I was more like Colton Roberts.

by NOTcoltcaliber January 16, 2013

Colton Darst

Colton Joshua Darst, my very dear friend who has recently passed away. A wonderful person who will be dearly missed. A true friend.

Colton Darst was a wonderful friend, and person in general. His name means cool and although he was he was very sweet.

by R.I.P November 26, 2006

colton moment

any situtation that can be viewed in a perverted way.

Bob: My pencil is longer than yours.

Max: Uh oh, colton moment...

(Max thought the pencil as a p*nis and how they can be in various lengths)

by Daniel Robonson May 19, 2011

Pulling a colton

making plans then never going through with them or canceling

"I thought you and him were hanging out"
"No he's pulling a colton"

by Lolfuckboys August 16, 2015