The Rip and Tear Circumcision

The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child

“You dude you hear that hard metal music?”
“Yes but why is it here in the hospital?”
“There’s a Rip and Tear Circumcision happening upstairs”
“What’s that?”
“The Rip and Tear circumcision is when the doctor rips the foreskin off the child, then proceeds rip the genitalia off and beat everybody in the room to death with them; including the child”

by HamsterStealr December 23, 2022

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Circumcised Dan

A short man who circumcised his penis at the age of 18. He sells children to the FBI in exchange for movie tickets. His daughter is a naughty whore who eats frogs and rabbits every day.

He has a theme song that goes:

My name is Circumcised Dan and I live alone, I still like to bone and moan alone.

I’m feeling shitty today, I’m feeling Circumcised DAN.

by Littleweiny22 August 26, 2023

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Mediterranean circumcision

When your half circumcised. The best of both worlds.

He couldn't decide between the turtleneck and the tank top. So he went for the Mediterranean circumcision.

by Mr.IBIP April 28, 2022

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Hick circumcision

When a male puts his in penis in his sisters/family members mouth and they bite down, successfully removing the foreskin. It often gets confused with a hillbilly circumcision. The difference is the hick circumcision exclusively takes place in the parking lot of a Roy Rogers.

Did you guys see that hick circumcision happen in the parking lot yesterday

by El mucho ding dong May 6, 2022

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