checkered career

A not-so-stellar past moral/business record of someone who's either a board-game player or a cab driver.

Any taxi-operator who has a history of playing board-games wif his passengers --- either by parking someplace and moving da game-pieces around instead of expediently conveying da customers to where they're going, or even partaking of said sedentary recreation while actually he's behind da wheel, and thus not properly keeping his eyes on da road --- would definitely be viewed as having a checkered career!

by QuacksO July 14, 2023

Smack Checker

Smack Checker - AKA Fact Checker. One who refutes all facts that do not support the main stream media narrative, its talking points and or any other statement that does not fall under leftist ideologies. (Ie: Socialism, Marxism, communism)

Hey did you see what the Snorpes Smack Checkers said? They said that there was zero evidience to support anything other than what they say is fact.

by FORESTFUNK March 7, 2021

Fact Checker

A person employed to keep facts in check by publishing declarations that the truth is false and that falsehoods are true.

The claim that Colonel Sanders stole his recipe is a completely fabricated falsehood. That's why the fact checkers at Snopes declared that the claim "alludes to a deeper truth".

by RealityGuide July 29, 2022

Checkered

To be nice and stoned. Also works when comfortably crossed.

Will was checkered up last night, he forgot where he was!

by Patrickbatmane August 14, 2022

Bathroom checker

A person who goes to the restroom/bathroom no matter where they are at just to check it out. Even if they don’t have to use the bathroom they still go & check it out.

Person 1 “ok we’re going to put you at the end of the table you bathroom checker because we all know your going to have to go check it out .

Person 2: “stop calling me a bathroom checker I really have to go this time!”

by Bosslady2417 August 21, 2022

Checker Solution

A type of scented lotion, NOT made from a conpany. Made from Perfume and Lotion,
Perfume and Spike Solution or Scented Soap Extract and Spike Solution.

Just whipped up some Checker Solution for my homies, it’s extra strong.

by Bathrooom_Potion_Expert May 13, 2022

Pecker Checker

The proctor that has to watch to make sure you don't cheat on a drug test.

They found birth control medicine in Bobby's piss so now he has to get retested at the Pecker Checker

by Pseudonym jomes November 18, 2021