Peter-Beater

A Male who is compelled to masturbate His own Penis as primary sexual activity in lieu of partner Sex.

As a Man, If I disclose My lack of Sexual Activity I may be coming out as a Peter-Beater

by KainCoorhagen August 11, 2018

Minority Beater

Whatever you can find to beat a minority with.

“Look a minority!!”
“Gotta whip out the minority beater!”

by VulpineDoge August 30, 2022

man beater

amber heard; a person that physically or verbally abuses their male s/o

amber heard is a man beater

by sus0220020202 May 8, 2022

Brindel Beater

a cowboy that has sex a lot

the Brindel Beater gave Maz multiple water buffalos during the root in the back of his van

by Kimothy December 2, 2004

Wife Beater

Stella Artois

Feeling RAF this morning, i've took sixteen pints of wife beater on board last night

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 3, 2004

buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

boner beater

The act of thinking of a grenade during school, work or while in any public place to get rid of a raging hard on.

Guy 1:Dude i got a huge boner in school the other day so i thought of that ugly girl from gym and it went right away.
Guy 2:Dude she's a great boner beater.

by yeagabombz June 20, 2011