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Alaska
A fucken cold ass place not to be messed with it will fuck you over.
A beautiful yet still fucken cold place.
GREAT ASS WEEEEDDD ITS SOOOOO FUCKEN GOOD MAN!
Person1- yeah I do A FUCK TON of weed hbu?

Person2- yeah me too, have you been to Alaska tho? Their weed is tHe BeSt like FUUUUCCCKKKK.
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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Baked Alaska

"Do you guys have Baked Alaska?"
by SGQueen April 13, 2022
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Baked Alaska

The act of performing an "Alaskan pipeline"
Until the contents of the condom is fully melted.
The condom is then emptied onto the willing partners chest and a Cleaveland steamer is performed.
by Plamp April 13, 2021
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Richard From Alaska

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:

"But you can call me Dick."

There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."

Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"

Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021
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Alaska violet

The BEST bloxburg YouTuber of ALL TIME
Say hi to her cats Salem and sammera

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Friend 1: Alaska violet is bad
Friend 2: *murders friend 1*
Friend 2: she is the best
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alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)
My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time
by Bobfrig January 28, 2025
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