Borkie Window

A portcullis through which a miscreant (see *hooligan*) can peer, preferably unnoticed and at night.

This bathroom stall has a Borkie Window. I hope nobody sees me pooping.

by Hullabaloo6969 January 14, 2026

Nerk Window

The narrow slice of time that one can achieve a successful masturbation session.

My partner is running going to make coffee, that leaves me a 3-4 minute nerk window.

by Senior Rizz January 16, 2026

Florida Window Unit

When it’s so hot and there’s no AC in ur room so you lowk get ur girlfriend on all fours, spread their buttcheeks and let their keister blow hot wind in your face

Babe it’s 85 degrees in this room can you bust out the florida window unit.

by box.lunch January 22, 2026

The Static Window

When a connection is too strong for the digital void to break, even if the accounts disappear.

I had no way of knowing the window closed against your will. It hurts to know those message logs are gone... reading them made me fall for you even more, piece by piece. Even if your definitions still stand there as echoes, I miss the voice that spoke only to me.
When the silence came there too, I thought you chose to stop. I waited for a sign, fearing we might lose each other in the digital void without meaning to. That is why I crave reality with you, it doesn't vanish like the static window or a lost password if we don't want to.

I never needed the fragments. I just wanted you, whole.
You asked how I know what your heart wants. Maybe I’m listening closer than you think. But I want to hear it from you. Tell me, fearlessly.
I'm staying.

1002 reasons to believe, and not a single one to leave.

by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia February 8, 2026