absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead

she is an absolute fuckin unit

by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019

Unit

Description of a massive human being, to the point where it is utterly unrealistic. A unit probably never leaves the gym, and will also probably never stop increasing in size.

Literally Slazo: I mean, the size of this lad. Gru is an absolute UNIT.

by Dapper Boi December 13, 2018

United Mexican States

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.

I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.

by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018

Non Functional Display Unit

Slang term for a female who appears normal and even attractive yet can't function properly in society due to brainwashing by the left, gender studies classes, or prudish beliefs otherwise attained.

Sadly many college women today are NDFU ( Non Functional Display Units )

by Kettlebell 78 June 13, 2018

Unit

An absolute machine of a person. Looks like they never leave the gym and usually out to cause trouble

Kie Thompson is an absolute unit

by Shsksndhsoakbdsiwoe June 15, 2018

Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

When a group of gay men meet on grinder and have a big gang bang

Bit again I hate it when he conjures lightning

Quick ! Super ultimate team buddy force unite!

by Uncle rosco July 6, 2018

Unit

When your so ard no one can touch you and you will have the respect of everyone and you will have lots of minerals

Oh I’m an absolute unit cone scrap then fam you don’t even have the minerals

by THeReAl1 February 10, 2019