by the moon and the stars in the sky

When you make a promise that you can NEVER break

Man 1: hey bro can I tell you something?
Man 2: sure!
Man 1: ok but don’t tell anyone.
Man 2: I swear by the moon and the stars in the sky I will tell not a soul

by Ballstickler October 7, 2023

Blue Mooning

The act of showing your full moon (butt) the second time in a month.

You: Did you see the blue moon.
Me: Yeah, and I was blue mooning my friend.

by gregben October 8, 2023

Moon The Umbreon

A female Kanjitraxxian Umbreon who glows in the dark. She wears clothes that girls wear at a Japanese School and Orange/Green boots. She is also seem to love Ian. She has sisters, Shigeko The Sylveon and Sunstar The Espeon

" Moon The Umbreon: I always fight for my friends! "

by IanTheAllosaurusDX October 30, 2023

tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)

ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!

by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023

Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences

Do what someone said

Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said

by Honky donkey22 October 31, 2023

Moon man

da best doom mod.....

i like killing niggers in the moon man mod!

by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx November 9, 2023

Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is the act of chopping off a buffalo's head and gooning at night time. it is a sacred gooning ritual

Hey man, do you wanna go Moon Goonging tonight?

Officer to me with an unregistered buffalo head in the back of my car: "have you been moon gooning tonight sir?"

by anonymous November 12, 2023