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Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.
by God12231234 March 15, 2024
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Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person
He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.
by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024
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jerk off in someone

Person 1: What did you do in the room?
Person 2: Jerk off in someone.
by Eggg1031 April 1, 2024
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Vampire jerk

When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.
Old Tod and Brad were at their local all male brothel and then fucking brad let off a vampire jerk.
by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021
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Jerking Off

When you do something non productive for a large amount of time. Basically doing nothing, not actually jerking off.
"me and ____ have been jerking off all 5th period"
by 7l0cka January 19, 2026
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Charlie Jerk

The act of one getting masturbated or masturbating oneself and your penis bleeds
Chris Brown: Keep going baby or else I’ll beat you

LA Prostitute: Yes king.

Chris Brown: Agh stop, I’m Charlie Jerked!
by Epinephrinepen January 25, 2026
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