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counter attack

a meal purchased at the counter of the public bar of a drinking establishment - a counter meal.
"christ, i'm hungover as nobody's business - time for a counter attack!"
by noof April 7, 2004
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Matrix Attack

Is it? Is it that?
Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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Russian Attack Helicopter

Damn bro, ur gender is a russian attack helicopter!? nahhhhh :skull:
by Russian Attack Helicopter August 26, 2024
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Attacking her pink fortress

To attack one's pink fortress is to have vaginal intercourse, or if you don't know, the act of shoving one's penis into her vagina

Past tense: Attacked her pink fortress
Tyrone: "Yo, what you doin' wit' Cindy, man?"

Leshawn: "Attacking her pink fortress"
by Syringe Gun Enjoyer November 30, 2024
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Fasma attack

Slow down guys I'm having a fasma attack
by Roger B. December 4, 2024
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Ultimate Combo Attack

The Ultimate Combo Attack is a powerful, guaranteed win technique exclusive to Kira only. This attack, that can only be utilised by Kira, is a devastating strike, which is impossible to counter, block, or evade. The attack not only guarantees victory but has no cool down period, therefore it is able to be used consecutively.
By using the "ultimate combo attack", Kira is able to win any argument.
by Estellzia December 12, 2024
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Crack Attack

A crack attack is when your pants and or underwear get stuck in your butt crack, making it appear as though it is attacking your crack.
*Sees someone pull out the pants/undies from their butt crack”

“Crack Attack!!!”

Or “I think you have a little bit of a crack attack happening there friend!” Your friends will thank you.
by Etiquette101 January 8, 2025
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