Second Uncle Shaggy

uncle j's friend. He, like j, is very weird and drinks faygo. He pretends to not be a auntie masa simp...when he is.

Silver: yo your a masa simp!1!1!!1!1!2!2!1
Second Uncle Shaggy: *puts on auntie masa themed sweater* omg how did you know...

by The original sillygirl.png February 26, 2023

13.9 seconds

While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.

I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.

by DIRTNAPP March 30, 2023

second base

When a man feels a woman up above the waist, including touching the chest, breasts, or nipples.

My only regret is not getting to Second Base

by some guy inventing words April 1, 2023

Suelta Todo Suelta Poeruqe Pick Up artistry Starts At 3 Seconds And Ends At 3 Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Poeruqe Pick Up artistry Starts At 3 Seconds And Ends At 3 Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Poeruqe Pick Up artistry Starts At 3 Seconds And Ends At 3 Hours

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Suelta Todo Suelta Porque Pick Up Artistry Starts At Three Seconds & Ends At Three Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Porque Pick Up Artistry Starts At Three Seconds & Ends At Three Hours

Suelta Todo Suelta Porque Pick Up Artistry Starts At Three Seconds & Ends At Three Hours

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

Second AmeriReich

Trump’s second term: full abuse mode. The Orange Führer returns with no brakes, rage-posting executive orders from the golf cart. Cabinet meetings are held over shrimp cocktails at Mar-a-Lago with foreign leaders, megadonors, and Truth Social trolls. Loyalty is law, facts are fake, and the Constitution’s just background noise.

Putin’s thrilled—gearing up to con America again while Trump signs autographs on classified docs.

In the Second AmeriReich, Trump’s back in the candy store—this time with barbed wire around it, a yearly membership fee, and zero refunds. He eats the inventory, blames the cashier, and waddles off with the spoils.

by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025

second hand slut

When an ugly girl thinks she is the shit because her hot friends get attention. She mistakes her friends attention for her own. It gives her a big ego.

dude Kennedy is such a second hand slut, she thinks all the dudes want her.

by chuckschuckles April 6, 2025