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CSJD Syndrome

"Case of Steve Job's Death" meaning after a traumatic event occurs everything you were successful at goes to ruin.
Ex.

Me: Damn my homeboy has a bad case of CSJD bad!

Stranger: What??

Me: CSJD Syndrome
by realrecognizereal01 September 12, 2013
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Karstiben syndrom

Karstiben syndrome is the inability to stop fiddeling with something or someone. When a person feeles compelled to do something with his hands or fingers at any moment, the person most likely has Karstiben syndrome. If you uncontrollably have to do something with you hands of fingers, you most likely have Karstiben sydrome. Karstiben syndrome can range from somthing as small as toying with a pen for example klicking it repeatedly, to build a complete house to satisfy your need for something to do.
When someone does not know what to do with their hands, that is the lack of or inability to achive Karstiben syndrome.
- " Tom can't stop fiddeling with his pen i class"

- "yeah, i know, so annoying i think he has Karstiben syndrome"

-"my dad just built an entire house for no reason"
- " dude i think you dad has Karstiben syndrome"
by ADO October 20, 2013
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Mohonian syndrome

Generally fishy people are born with this syndrome - which (fortunately) has no cure.

A person who has an abnormal addiction to fishes and even goes so far as to paint them on their nails

Are mainly located near harbours, the sea, rural fishy places and even in their aquariums.

You might tease them by calling them 'fish-face'
Random person: oh so you eat fish some times?
fishy person: ... hmm yeh at time (like a BAWS). There's even a fish on my fb-cover. I can't help it .. it's all the Mohonian Syndrome causing it.
random person: wow.. fish is beneficial. (mind blowing)
by thePEARL.347 March 6, 2012
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Siggen Syndrome

Mental state in which you blame everyone for everything that you do wrong, while playing videogames.
HERPIDYDERPITYDERP - Siggen Syndrome
by titobanditio April 29, 2012
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DAM Syndrome

DAM is Day After Monday, and the syndrome is typical of crabby, caged behaviour of office goers. It's worse than Monday as the relaxation of Sunday has been long forgotten &Friday is a long way away!
eg 1:
She: My boyfriend is behaving funny today
He: He'll be better tomorrow. He must be suffering from DAM syndrome

eg 2:
Ms. Depressed: I feel terrible even after coffee
Ms. Chirpy: It's Tuesday. You prolly have DAM Syndrome. Nothing serious :)
by kaalika August 26, 2012
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Osbourne Syndrome

The jealous over-reaction of a domestic partner when a friend and/or acquaintance is engaging in conversation with his/her significant other.
Luke doesn't want to go to the bathroom because he thinks his girl Krystin is gonna get gang banged by his friends while he's pissing, classic example of Osbourne Syndrome.
by JRickDaBOSS January 19, 2012
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Twourettes Syndrome

noun.
1. Condition in which social networkers post incessantly and excessively, to the point of annoying everyone who reads their tweets, posts, or status updates.

2. Condition in which social networkers compulsively curse in their posts.
1. OMG, Rich has Twourettes today! Every tweet was extended with tweet longer!

Geezus, Suzie's FB status was like War & Peace this morning. I think she has Twourettes Syndrome!

2. WTF? Did you see Steve's tweet? He's got Twourettes today!

Steve's tweet: "#$%& my life! I hate all of you mother effers!"
by Zen Diablo February 22, 2011
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