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Juicy Surprise

"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
by hotcock69 November 28, 2020
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cuntpunch surprise

when you're fucking a bitch and midway through you kick her in the vagina and nut deep in that hoe
last night I gave my wife a cuntpunch surprise and now I'm sleeping on the couch
by SGTCorbis December 4, 2020
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surprise blumpkin

your having a relaxing shit and the door bursts open and the person yells Surprise blumpkin and starts to give you unplanned oral sex
Cameron burst into the hot portaloo. Yells surprise blumpkin and started sucking. He enjoys when the poo poo snapped off and splashes up into his mouth the same time as the man ejaculated
by Sxfndr December 6, 2020
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LOL Surprise

I’m gonna buy a LOL surprise doll
by Lol omg fan December 21, 2020
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Tallent Surprise

A taco made with 2 teaspoons of cum and a small handful of hair shavings and dandruff
I heard Austin gave them the Tallent Surprise in a taco making competition
by Blakkk October 30, 2020
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Surprise

Surprise has 2 meaning; an unexpected event or gift; a polite way to say that a person was a mistake
hey serena, i have a surprise for you!

you werent planned, you were a surprise joe.
by _Deadly_PvP December 27, 2020
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surprise

please tell me, it’s a surprise.
by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021
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