Aidan Nguyen (short)

got a 4 on ap gov exam loser

I feel grateful for my height when I see Aidan Nguyen (short)

by 5onapgov September 27, 2023

A Couple Sandwiches Short of a Picnic

Not the sharpest tool in the box; scatter brained; squirrel thinking.

"I think I am going insane with you"
"No, you are just a couple sandwiches short of a picnic"

"They are a couple sandwiches short of a picnic because they never focus"

by MGSuperstar July 1, 2023

whore shorts

Shorts that a girl wear when she wants to be a whore usually these shorts are super tight and short to the point where it looks like you aren’t wearing anything underneath them these can range from being spandex to regular tight pj shorts

Her navy blue stripped shorts are her whore shorts because they are super tight and you can see her ass hang out of them.

by ayna 67 July 5, 2023

Short

When someone misses the mark, couldn’t seal the deal, couldn’t reach the top, or fell short on a task, action or goal.

Brad couldn’t get the tickets to Coachella, man that’s short.

by BoyWonderBrye July 20, 2023

shorting

A financial term for when you think you're smart, and then you get f'ed.

"I think this stonk is going to stop stonking. I'm shorting it. Inverse me, and see what happens" -- some guy on stockwits

"LOL" -- narrator

by Steven Van Meter August 11, 2023

SHORT KING

not jacob cause jacobs tall

(boy) “what are your thoughts on SHORT KINGS”
(girl) “are you talking about jacob?”
(boy) “no”

by rhajshwbagdhhwva August 12, 2023

short king

Lee Jihoon
aka Woozi of SEVENTEEN.

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.

by junjunnie November 21, 2021