Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.

While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.

by Filibuster September 26, 2018

Murder Monkey

A black person that has committed several acts of murder

“My nigga Tyrone is a straight up Murder Monkey.”

by Jojobojoj May 25, 2019

chunky monkey

morbidly obese

“my mom calls me chunky monkey because i am morbidly obese”

by stupiddthicc August 6, 2019

monkey mashed

To be completely off your rocker on class As most likely Mandela or the old ketamine

He was so monkey mashed he fell into a fire and kept skanking

by Cunty June 20, 2016

Fluff monkey

A monkey kept for the purpose of Fluffing men before they go on stage...

Often accused of having fluffy fingers they are kept in a cage til Performance time....

Where's that dam fluff monkey... I've got 45 seconds to get fluffed???

by UndercoverOrca May 30, 2016

Monkey Pick

Picking and scratching at your asshole with your index finger whilst jumping up and down yelling “Ooo, Ooo, Ahh, Ahh!”

My uncle Carl was doing the monkey pick in the back yard.

I was monkey picking earlier and now my finger stinks.

The party took a strange turn when Frank decided to do a monkey pick in the living room.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

Monkey Boy

A cheeky, fun-loving, frivolous, cantankerous, light-hearted person who might not take themselves (or others) seriously for some of of the time.

Don't take him too seriously - He can be a bit of a Monkey Boy ...

by Will_87 February 2, 2017