similar to april fools, january jokes is where you get to joke around with your friends, but thry cant get mad because it's january jokes
by daybear January 27, 2023
Get the january jokes mug.NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!! Spend your whole day with your best friend and appreciate your time together and all memories you have together!
Bsf1: heeey!! lets have a picnic day
Bsf2: all right, but why?
Bsf1: BECAUSE IT’S 31st JANUARY
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!
~lara
Bsf2: all right, but why?
Bsf1: BECAUSE IT’S 31st JANUARY
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!
~lara
by ~laraa January 30, 2023
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Spend the whole time with your best friend and appreciate that you guys are still together. Look at old memories and pictures and have FUN!!
Spend the whole time with your best friend and appreciate that you guys are still together. Look at old memories and pictures and have FUN!!
Bsf1: heey!! lets have a picnic
Bsf2: okaay but why
Bsf1: because it’s 31st January
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!!
Bsf2: okaay but why
Bsf1: because it’s 31st January
Bsf2: what does that mean?
Bsf1: NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY!!
by ~laraa January 30, 2023
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Get the 31th January mug.January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!
A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!
by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023
Get the January 10 mug.people born on this day will give you the slickittiest wittliest gumbosmackerest wettest guadalupe approved guacamole 3000 of your life.
**Title: "Gus and the Guacamole 3000"**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
*(Interior: A vibrant, quirky kitchen filled with colorful utensils and a large, rustic wooden table. A calendar on the wall is marked January 25th, decorated with festive balloons.)*
**Gus** *(mid-30s, wearing a quirky apron, humming to himself)*: Ah, the perfect day to create my masterpiece!
**Narrator**: Gus, born on a chilly January 25, has a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, especially in the kitchen.
**Scene 2: The Creation**
*(Gus begins slicing avocados with precision, his movements like a well-rehearsed dance. He adds ingredients: onions, tomatoes, a secret blend of spices.)*
**Gus**: (excitedly) And now, for the pièce de résistance, the Slickitties Wittliest GumboSmackerest essence!
*(He uncorks a small, mysterious bottle, releasing a cloud of glittering steam.)*
*(A friend, Alex, enters the kitchen, drawn by the enchanting aroma.)*
**Alex**: (amazed) Gus, what is this magical scent?
**Gus**: (with a wink) Behold, the Guacamole 3000! Guadalupe approved, my friend.
*(Alex dips a chip into the guacamole, hesitantly at first, then takes a bite. Their eyes widen in delight.)*
**Alex**: (ecstatic) Gus, this is... this is the slickest, wittiest, gumbo-smackingest, wettest guacamole of my life!
**Gus**: (bows) My culinary mission is complete.
**THE END.**
by ChIcKeN nUgGeTz In A hOt TuB November 16, 2023
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by #bestieboo69 December 21, 2023
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