jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women

“Is that Jacob?”

“Omg, it is, run!”

by very hot segsy woman September 23, 2020

Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny

"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Jacob

A very very short person, Is cool and funny, and gets all the ladies. Often likes girls named Brooklynn

"Oh look, Its Jacob, He get ALL the ladies."

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Jacobs girlfriend

Not the prettiest girlfriend in the world

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"

by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020

Jacob

One of the cutes guys you will ever meet. He has a magnum dong, with tiny nuts, but knows how to squeeze them. if some one were to call him weird, he would respond "You shouldnt be saying that when you are less than the distance of a cumshot away from me."

DAMN THATS A JACOB

by anonymous October 21, 2020

jacob

a scrawny little sh** that has no presence at all but yet all his friends know where he is at all times. if your a friend with him bully him in the most friendly way possible without taking it too far.

friend 1: wheres Jacob
friend 2: over there
Jacob: byeeeeee

friend 2: ill go get him
Jacob: oh no, please
*Jacob and friend to return casually*

convo 2:
friend 3: hey help me get Jacob
friend2: okay ill get him you take his phone
*they get him and his phone*
Jacob:*casually* okay when do I get my phone back

by kajyboiiiiii October 22, 2020

Jacob freeman

A dude that gets mad if nothing goes his way. Flexes way to hard about his phone wraps and his blazer and speaks in a sus tone way to his friends and cringes them out Everytime

“Ur ur ur my oz”- Jacob freeman

“That’s a sus nigga” -The boys

by Ueiehfiekeb October 25, 2020